My newest new obsession. Dogs trying to walk in boots.
Boston, Ma
Sketch Comedy, Writing, Improv, and Scrabble.
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Love this.
(Source: typhillips)
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Alright guys, my new iPhone app Gif Text just hit the stores. It’s FREE. I spent hours animating all your favorite RAGE FACES and youtube clips so you can text your friends your emotions with an animated gif. Just copy and paste into your text message, it’ll animate after sending.
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Everyone needs to download this.
I have a new obsession. The Tax Masters guy.
MANDOLIN! (Taken with Instagram at Ashleys Casa )
Nerdist Podcast Live - Coming To Boston, May 4th
Tickets purchased!
(via: Nerdist)
CANT WAIT!
IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
I sat down to enjoy my post shift beer and the bar is pretty crowded. I’m sitting at a stool in between one of my regulars and and older woman. I open up my Tumblr app and it’s a gif of some girl getting face fucked. Not like, oh she’s sucking a peen but straight up gag, tears, drool, hair. Like, HARD. Everyone looks down at my phone of course because it’s so bright and my bar is VERY dark. The guys behind me scream OH SHIT, the older woman kind of gasped, and my regular said “Well that was awkward” then she laughed. I want to die. Everyone thinks I watch rape porn at bars.
excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor…
GIRL CRUSH!
Oh. My. God!!!!!!!!!
(Source: uproxx)
Should be getting some writing done but I think I’m going to Photoshop cats shooting lasers into the crazy eyes of Calista Gingrich instead.
Say What Now of the Day: Asked about his plans following the news that four East Haven police officers were arrested by the FBI for racial profiling of Latinos, the Connecticut town’s mayor, Joseph Maturo, responded that he “might have tacos when I go home, I’m not quite sure yet.”
“The comments by East Haven Mayor Joseph Maturo are repugnant,” said Connecticut Gov. Dannel P. Malloy in a statement. “They represent either a horrible lack of judgment or worse, an underlying insensitivity to our Latino community that is unacceptable.”
Maturo attempted to backtrack later, saying he was tired after a long day of work.
“Being tired is no excuse,” Gov. Malloy’s statement continued. “He owes an apology to the community, and more importantly, he needs to show what he’s going to do to repair the damage he’s done. And he needs to do it today.”
I POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK TWENTY MINUTES AGO! HIRE ME! I KNOW WHAT’S UP!!!(iwatchCNN)
Swoon.
