June 2012
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May 2012
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May 31st
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May 28th
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May 26th
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Twitter is linked to Facebook
Facebook is linked to Tumblr. Tumblr is linked to Twitter. I don’t remember allowing any of that. Stupid social media. STUPID!
May 25th
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Nothing makes me more upset
than having a Patton Oswalt playlist get interrupted by a Karmin ad. I bought premium immediately after that. I could never experience such heartache ever again.
May 24th
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ListenComedy. All day.
May 24th
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May 24th
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Anonymous asked: Are those REALLY your bookmarks?
May 24th
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A little boy refuses to wear a hearing aid because “Super heroes don’t”.  So Marvel creates one. 
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 22nd
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Happy World Goth Day. →
May 22nd
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heyitszak asked: Candles lit, are you listening to 10 hours of The Cantina Band again? Sinner.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I'm all about people having sex
until its my roommate shaking the house and knocking shit off of my walls. IT’S SO ANNOYINGJUSTKIDDINGI’MSOLONELYFAPFAPFAP
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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I really can't decide
between Brooklyn or Los Angeles. I’m just so sick of Boston.
May 21st
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May 21st
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Hello guys! This is Ashley speaking. Tonight has been a very emotional night on many different levels. One reason in particular was me coming home having to watch this clip. I honestly can’t even tell you guys how much Kristen has been an inspiration to me. I grew up on SNL and she was definitely one who made me REALLY want to pursue improv and sketch. She always took great risks and...
May 20th
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May 17th
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thedailywhat: Morning Fluff: California resident Elaine Bouschard and her grandson, Taylor, were stunned last weekend when an 8-week-old puppy fell from the sky — it had been dropped by a passing hawk. “My thought is that when God drops a puppy from the sky, you keep it,” Bouschard said. “I actually think God just dropped me a baby to have for Mother’s day, so this is my baby for Mother’s...
May 17th
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May 17th
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A cute man smiled at me.
When he did a bunch of dip fell out from the top of his mouth and on to my bar. I think my soul just died.
May 13th
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May 13th
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Anonymous asked: MORE DRESS PICTURES!
May 12th
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Anonymous asked: Your mirror is dirty.
May 12th
Anonymous asked: You've never been to a wedding before?!?
May 12th
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