Brain Farts.

YOUR PHOTO

Ashley Alexiss
Boston, Ma
Sketch Comedy, Writing, Improv, and Scrabble.

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    4 weeks ago

    IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

    I sat down to enjoy my post shift beer and the bar is pretty crowded. I’m sitting at a stool in between one of my regulars and and older woman. I open up my Tumblr app and it’s a gif of some girl getting face fucked. Not like, oh she’s sucking a peen but straight up gag, tears, drool, hair. Like, HARD. Everyone looks down at my phone of course because it’s so bright and my bar is VERY dark. The guys behind me scream OH SHIT, the older woman kind of gasped, and my regular said “Well that was awkward” then she laughed. I want to die. Everyone thinks I watch rape porn at bars.

    fuck

    fuck

    fuck

    1. typhillips said: Well like, who are you following that posts stuff like that?!
    2. scottytrimmier said: best post ever.
    3. caseydonahue said: You must follow some weeeeeird tumblrs, I never get porn on my dashboard!
    4. passthemike said: Where do you normally watch it?
    5. typelouder said: ahahahah
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